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"Christmas Rules" is a song sung by Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and numerous other Looney Tunes characters, featured as the Merrie Melody video for The Looney Tunes Show Christmas episode, "A Christmas Carol".

Lyrics

Bugs: Christmas time is here
There's a tingle in the air
Daffy: I sat on a park bench
And froze my derriere
Lola: We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa
OMG It's snowing!
Foghorn: Santa's bringin' tons of loot
And we got Christmas spirit blowin'!

Bugs: It's the time of year
We try to drop our negativity
Daffy: I just dropped a glitter bomb
To make the town more Christmasy
Porky: Christmas time can be so hectic
Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough
Speedy: But it's the best of all the holidays
Because we get new stuff!

Lola: I got sick on Halloween
Tina: New Year's was an awful scene
Bugs: And Thanksgiving was a snore
Mac & Tosh: Christmas, Christmas, we want more
Tweety: Yuletide by the fireplace
Daffy: I am gonna stuff my face
Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the school
That's the reason Christmas...
Everyone: ...RULES!

Bugs: All the buildings look like igloos
Daffy: White, majestic winter castles
Tosh: We can wear our Christmas sweaters
Mac: And our cool-offs with gold tassels!
Gossamer: This is why Christmas is great!
Sam: This ain't time to play or hate
Porky: All you gotta have is faith
Daffy: What a lovely Christmas wraith!

[Speech]
Bugs: You mean "wreath"?
Daffy: No, I mean "wraith".
[A wraith dressed as Santa flies over the city on a dragon.]
Porky: AHHHHHH!

Elmer: My howiday depwession has been wifted
By the warmth of this Christmas sun
Tosh: And the city is so bright
With 50,000 pounds of Christmas fun

Lola: There's so many holidays
What the heck is Harbor Day?
Tina: I just know I work that day
Gimme Christmas any day!
Pepé: Yuletide by the fireplace
Daffy and Porky: I am gonna stuff my face
Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the schools
Kids: That's the reason Christmas...
Everyone: ...RULES!

Lola: I love all the shiny balls
Lezah: Children bouncing off the walls
Sam: Blinkin' lights we got on sale
Foghorn: Silver tinsel by the bail
Bugs: Semi-frozen river skating
Elmer: Candy cane self-medicating
Daffy: Taking back gifts that we hate
Porky: Fifteen pounds of winter weight
Lola: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats
Sam: Ten pound Russian winter hats
Mac: Fruitcakes that are gluten free
Tosh: Eggnog by the gallon, WEEEEEE!
Daffy: Brand new cars with giant bows
Marvin: Holiday themed laser shows
Henery: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees
Speedy: Cheddar cheese nativities.

Everybody: CHRISTMAS KARAOKE BUS.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO US!!!

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