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"Clean Up Your Act" is a song in An All Dogs Christmas Carol, sung by Charlie Barkin (as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, also dressed in a spoof "The Mask", minus the shoes), angel dogs, and to a lesser extent, Killer, to Carface Carruthers, warning him to change his ways or he'll be condemned to perdition.

Lyrics

Charlie: (spoken) It's... showtime!

(sung) Look what you've done.
You've been a very bad dog, my son,
Packin' seven years of evil into everyone!
Ooh, greed and vice.
A pack of cards and a pair o' dice
Ain't gonna get you into
Paradise.

(spoken) You get it? Pair of dice, paradise, huh? (chuckles)

Carface: Huh?

Charlie: (sung) You're in a sad, sad, so sad, really bad, makes-me-mad state, old friend.
Is this the end?

I think it's time
(Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.)
Charlie: If you don't, you're doomed, and that's a fact.
Take a look, and you'll see
The kind of dog you were born to be.
Charlie & Angels: Oo-ee, oo-ee.
Clean up your act.

Charlie: You could be a leader.
You could be a saint.
You could be a million things
That obviously, you ain't.
You're slippin' and you're sliding,
Soon you're gonna fall.
(Angels: You'll be...)
Charlie: Out of work, and out of luck, do nothin' left at all.

But you've got time
(Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.)
Killer: Make amends for all those mutts you've whacked.
Charlie: Listen close to what I say.
Every dog has his judgement day.
(Charlie & Angels: Hey-hey, hey-hey.
Clean up your act.)

Charlie: When the music's over,
When the show is through,
You'll still have eternity
To spend with wonder-who.
You're writin' your own ticket.
The script is in your paws.
(Angels: It's your)
Charlie: time to shine,
Angels: Be divine,
Charlie: Work for that applause.

Charlie: I think it's time.
(Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.)
Search for that integrity you've lacked.
Change your ways. Get a clue.
They're mean and rotten, the things you do.
(Charlie & Angels: P.U., P.U.
Clean up your act.)

Charlie: Now it's time
(Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.)
Charlie: If you don't, you're doomed, and that's a fact. (Angels: Oh yeah.)
Charlie: Have a heart.
That's the key.
You'll be safe.
You'll be free.
Take a look, and you'll see
The kind of dog you were born to be.
Charlie & Angels: Oo-ee, oo-ee.
Clean up your,
Clean up your act.

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