This page currently does not have a picture. Please help the Christmas Special Wiki by adding one.

Fish and Chips is a song from Cricket on the Hearth. It sung by Abbe Lane which is her only appearence in the special.


Diamond spurs and ocean trips
They don't go with tuppence tips
Don't feed me champagne talk
When we're eating fish and chips

Half-a-pints and smokey kips
Were never meant to touch my lips
Don't speak those flatt'rin words
When we're eating fish and chips

Can't you get out of a habit
Or say a mink when you mean rabbit
Or say a sable when you can't afford raccoon
You got caviar taste and shallow pockets
And you never ever buy me the moon

With my life I've come to grips
Throw away your clever quips
I'm prepared to love you
And to love my fish and chips

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.