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"Hard Candy Christmas" is a Christmas song written by Carol Hall from the 1978 musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

Lyrics

Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back
Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear the junk
Maybe I'll get just get
Drunk on apple wine
[Chorus]
Me, I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
Still I won't let sorrow bring me way down
Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars
Maybe I'll count the stars
Until the dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town
Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll I'll meet someone
And make 'em mine
[Chorus]

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