"No Place Like Home for the Holidays" is the second Christmas episode of the ABC sitcom Roseanne, aired in the show's fifth season.
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Conners. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary. Dan and D.J. are left to cook dinner at home with Nancy and Marla. Meanwhile, Darlene is stuck at David's house following a fight. She soon learns the truth about his home life when his mother shows up drunk and heaping abuse on him for no reason, bringing him to tears.