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NotOnTheList
Date: 2008

"Not On The List" is a song sung in the second Fairly OddParents Christmas episode, "Merry Wishmas". In this song, Timmy listens to his friends (along with his dad and one of his enemies) complaining about the lackluster gifts they received for Christmas.

Lyrics

A.J.: I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas.
Sanjay: Not one thing that was on my list.
Chester: things under our tree
Elmer: We never wanted to see,
Chorus: And that Santa, we're all really... MAD!!!

Chester: Hit it!

Boy: I wanted a remote controlled fire-breathing dragon,
But all Santa brought was this stupid red wagon.
Girl: I wanted me a dress with a pretty red bow,
But instead I got a football and a Jarhead Joe.
Chester: And Elmer asked Santa for a trip to Aruba,
Elmer: But instead, all he gave me was this really heavy tuba.

Chorus: We can't believe the holiday season looks like this, Because none of this stuff was on our Christmas list!
Sanjay: Cheese?
Chorus: Not on the list!

Girl: All I wanted this year was my two front teeth,
But under my tree I found jerky beef?!
Dad: I wanted egg nog, but instead of course
Horse: He was given a gorgeous talking horse!
Vicky: The cash that I wanted I didn't get,
But  one thing I did get is very upset!

Chorus: and We can't believe the holiday season looks like this
Because none of this stuff was on our Christmas list!
Chester: A trash can?
Chorus: Not on the list!

We got new toys, but they're all educational.
Chester: I got tickets to a golf invitational?
Chorus: self-help tapes just aren't motivational.
A.J.: All I wanted was a ride to the new space stational.

Chorus: If we could talk to Santa Claus, we'd have to say this:
Boy: Brand new underwear?
Chorus: Not on the list!
Girl: A shaver for back hair?
Chorus: Not on the list!
Boy: A baby-proof high chair?
Chorus: Not on the list!
It's not on the lllllliiiiiiissssssstttt!
Back Chorus: Not on the list, not on the list, not on the list, not on the list.
A.J.: A bubble jet printer?
Chester: Come on!

Chorus: NOT ON THE LIST!!!!!

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