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Nuttin' for Christmas

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Written by: Sid Tepper
Roy C. Bennett

"Nuttin' for Christmas" is a novelty Christmas song written by Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett.

Lyrics

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus]
Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus]
I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good just wait
I'd start now but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me
[Chorus]
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas

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