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Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat

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"Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat" is a Christmas song that goes to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Lyrics

I heard a reindeer hoof then Santa dressed in red
Came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed
I thought it was a dream but quickly did I wake
As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"
[Chorus]
Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus you are much too fat
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat
Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus how much do you weigh
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh
He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied and then he asked my name
He offered me a ride I said, "No thank you just the same!"
[Chorus]
I heard a "ho, ho, ho" the sleigh was in the sky
But it was moving slow and wasn't very high
It wobbled in the air I hoped it wouldn't fall
Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas one for all!"
[Chorus]

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