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Music by: Steve Keller
Lyrics by: Merrill Farnsworth
Date: 1999
"The Big Cheese" is a song from The Nuttiest Nutcracker.

Lyrics

[Reginald]
I'm the prince of provolone
I'm the king of Camembert
I'm the master of the Munster
I got cheese mines everywhere
And since I'm always lookin' for new slaves to work my mines
I develop new employee plans all the time

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[Reginald]
I capture produce by the bushel all throughout the universe
I frappe and saute and braise and blaze and marinate and hollandaise but first
I'll put them all to work
For me, me, me, me, Reginald
[Chorus]
The Big Cheese, Big Cheese
[Reginald]
I'm the big, big cheese
[Chorus]
forever and ever
The big cheese
big cheese
[Reginald]
That's me
[Chorus]
Hail, Cheeser
[Reginald]
Hail, Me Me Me Me Me and Me
I'm Reginald the Big Cheese
I live my life with a flair
I wear gold-plated underwear
[Chorus]
He can light up any room and make the women stop and stare
[Reginald]
I've the face of a god
I've got a herculean body
[Chorus]
But he won't be satisfied till he's the king of Christmastime
[Reginald]
Yeah i have the christmas plan that's totally divine
I'm gonna make it mine all mine
[Reginald]
Did anyone ever give anything to me?
[Chorus]
No!
[Reginald]
So I'm gonna steal christmas. Why?
Cause i'm reginald the bi-i-ig cheese
[Chorus];;
The Big Cheese The Big Cheese
[Reginald]
I'm the big big cheese
[Chorus]
Forever and ever
The Big cheese big cheese
[Reginald]
That's me
[Chorus]
long live the cheese
[Reginald]
I'm the future christmas king
I'm reginald
[Chorus]
The Big cheese, big cheese
[Reginald]
I'm the big, big cheese
[Chorus]
Forever and ever
The Big cheese, big cheese
[Reginald]
Oh, that's me
[Chorus]
Hail cheeser
[Reginald]
Hail me me me me me and me
I'm Reginald the big, the really really great big cheese

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