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Different versions of The Twelve Days of Christmas have been made.

Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas version

GadgetOnBike

This version, featured in Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas, is sung by Inspector Gadget.

On the first-phase inspection good Santa showed to me
A mountain bike with Gadget training wheels.
On the second-phase inspection good Santa showed to me
Dolls with extra arms
And a ten-speed Gadget exercycle.
On the third-phase inspection good Santa showed to me
Toy ninja pigs
Dolls with extra arms
And an Exercycle Gadget rickshaw.
On the fourth-phase inspection good Santa showed to me
A kite with an anchor
Dolls with extra arms
Toy ninja pigs
And an airborne Gadget unicycle.
On the fifth-phase inspection good Santa showed to me
Drums without drumsticks
A kite with an anchor
Toy ninja pigs
Dolls with extra arms
One Yule log - yike!
And a jet-propelled Inspector Gadget! (Wowsers!)

The 12 Days of Yaksmas

This parody version of the song appears on the album Ren & Stimpy's Crock O' Christmas. In it, Ren and Stimpy list the strange gifts that Ren's cousin Svën has sent to them.

Magic School Bus Version

This version, featured in The Magic School Bus episode, Holiday Special, is sung by Ms. Frizzle's students with the traditional gifts replaced by recyclable objects and "true love" replaced by "teacher."

Class: For my 12th day recycling, my teacher gave to me…
Wanda: 12 plastic cartons.
Ralphie: 11 ketchup bottles.
Dorothy Ann: 10 soap containers.
Carlos: 9 piles of paper.
Tim: 8 empty milk jugs.
Keesha: 7 cardboard boxes.
Phoebe: 6 paper napkins.
Class: 5 soda cans.
4 bottle caps.
Ralphie and Carlos: 3 used cups.
Arnold: 2 plastic bags.
Class: And a whole mess of magazines!

The 12 Days of Nickmas

12DaysOfNickmas

This version, featured as one of the Merry Nickmas interstitials, is sung by a group of Nicktoon characters, all rendered in claymation ala Rankin/Bass style.

All: On the 12th Day of Nickmas, Nicktoons have on TV...
SpongeBob: Twelve bubbles blowing! (blows some in Squidward's face)
Squidward: Feh!
Jimmy: Eleven clones ATTACKING!! (is chased offscreen by Carl and his clones)
Debbie: Ten thousand places I'd rather be right now. Ugh!
Carl and Hoodsey: Nine reindeer droppings! Hehehehehe!
Cosmo and Wanda: Eight oddball wishes! (grant said wishes, during which Vicky wanders too close to them)
Someone offscreen: Watch out, Vicky! (A portrait of Butch Hartman falls on Vicky)
Vicky: Seven thousand pounds, ugh... (Her feet curl up)
Squidward: Six jamming jellies! (The jellyfish circling his head sting him) Ow!!
Courtney: Five incredibly expensive golden rings!
Otto Rocket: Four dudes a-shreddin'!
Arnold, Gerald, and Helga: Three cans of hairspray! (spray themselves with said hairspray)
Cosmo: Two turtles love...
Wanda: Oh, Cosmo!
All: And a starfish on a pine tree!
Patrick: Hmmm... pointy.

Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites version

PnF 12 Days of Christmas

This version of the song, sung by characters from the Disney Channel animated series Phineas and Ferb, is featured on the album Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites.

As a promotion for the album's release, the Disney Channel and Disney XD aired a brief music video of this version of the song, set to some new animation and clips from episodes of the series, including its Christmas special. For timing reasons, most of the song is cut from the music video; during the third verse, Dr. Doofenshmirtz interrupts, telling the others to skip straight to the last verse.

Phineas: On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket ski
Candace: On the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Isabella: On the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Jeremy: On the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: On the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State Area!
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Baljeet: On the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State Area...
Or at least a large portion of it. I don't...I don't want to get too greedy.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Buford: On the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State...
You know what, how about just two of the three states? That's fair, right? Deal?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Major Monogram: On the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: One single state!
I feel like I was overreaching before. Just...just one state area will be fine. Go on with the song.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
(Perry growls)
Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Five golden rings!
Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once. It's tradition... and I'm traditional.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry growls)
Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it... is it too late to change mine?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
Vanessa: On the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry growls)
Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!
Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Ferb: One line of dialogue
Vanessa: My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays me money
(Perry growls)
Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right?
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Ah, forget it!
All: And a jet-powered rocket ski!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...inator!

Eddie Stobart Truckers version

This version was recorded by a group of lorry drivers in the Eddie Stobart corporation in aid for the military charity, Help for Heroes. The items referenced are the sort of cargo the group would be delivering to various stores around Christmas time.

On the 1st day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
A new truck for my deliveries
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
3 party hats and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 4th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
4 frozen turkeys and a new truck for my deliveries

(Exclusive chorus): Oh Santa Clause is coming, so Eddie keeps us trucking, he wants to help old St. Nick on his way. And though the snow is falling, these wagon wheels ain't slowing, we got to get these goods onto his sleigh

So on the 5th day of Christmas Eddie gave to me
5 tonnes of sprouts, 4 frozen turkeys, 3 party hats 2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 6th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
6 christmas crackers and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 7th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
7 spotters spotting and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 8th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
8 rolls of wrapping and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 9th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
9 knitted jumpers and a new truck for my deliveries

(Exclusive chorus): Oh Santa Clause is coming, so Eddie keeps us trucking, he wants to help old St. Nick on his way And though the snow is falling, these wagon wheels ain't slowing, we got to get these goods onto his sleigh

on the 10th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
10 mince pies and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 11th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
11 santa sacks and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 12th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
12 trailers loaded, 11 santa sacks, 10 mince pies, 9 knitted jumpers, 8 rolls of wrapping, 7 spotters spotting, 6 christmas crackers, 5 tonnes of sprouts, 4 frozen turkeys, 3 party hats, 2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
A new truck for my deliveries
He gave me a new truck for my deliveries oh yeah.


Backyardigans Version

This version was in the Backyardigans Christmas Episode The Action Elves Save Christmas Eve. This version has the lyrics up to 7.

Lyrics:

Pablo: To fill the sack for Santa...

Tyrone: This is what we need:

Tasha and Austin: The help of our very dear friends.

Uniqua and Austin: To fill the sack for Santa,

Pablo, Tyrone, and Tasha: This is what we need.

Uniqua: Two wooden trains.

All: And the help of our very dear friends. To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need.

Pablo: Three wind-up toys,

Uniqua: Two wooden trains,

All: And the help of our very dear friends. To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need:

Tasha: Four spinning tops,

Pablo: Three wind-up toys,

Uniqua: Two wooden trains,

All: And the help of our very dear friends. To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need: Five building blocks!

Tasha: Four spinning tops,

Pablo: Three wind-up toys,

Uniqua: Two wooden trains.

All: And the help of our very dear friends.

Uniqua: (spoken): Take it away, Abominable Brothers!

Tyrone and Austin (sung): To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need:

Tyrone: Seven balls a bouncing,

Austin: Six dolls a dancing,

All: Five building blocks!

Tasha: Four spinning tops,

Pablo: Three wind up toys,

Uniqua: Two wooden trains,

All: And the help of our very dear friends!

Tasha and Tyrone: Help of our very dear friends!

The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas

VeggieTales - The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas03:34

VeggieTales - The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas

The version used in the albums.

VeggieTales The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas04:38

VeggieTales The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas

The version used in "The Little Drummer Boy".

A VeggieTales version of The Twelve Days of Christmas was used in the "A Very Veggie Christmas" album, the "25 Favorite Christmas Songs!" album, and the VeggieTales version of The Little Drummer Boy, named "The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas".

Note: Lyrics highlighted in red text were only used in the version used in The Little Drummer Boy, and the lyrics in green text were only used in the album version.

Narrator: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party. The part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party.
Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry.
Jimmy: Man, I'm starving.
Jerry: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled.
Jerry: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...
Pa Grape: Hey Bob, we got any Ritz Bitz?
Bob: I'm sorry Pa, not yet. The food's not here yet.
Larry: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!
Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!
Bob: Thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?
Oscar: The Kowalski wedding. Those people eat like you wouldn't believe.
Jimmy and Jerry: We believe!
Bob: Well, what did ya bring us?
Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you? I tell you what I bring you!
The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
A boiled potato topped with dill weed
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Two steamed perogies
Jimmy: Ahh, what's a perogi?
Oscar: It's dough. Wrapped around meat.
Jimmy: Oh!
Oscar and Jimmy:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Oscar:
The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Three simmered gwumpies
Larry: What's a gwumpkie?
Oscar: It's cabbage. Wrapped around meat.
Larry: Oh.
Jimmy:
Two steamed pierogies
Oscar, Jimmy, and Larry:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Oscar:
The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Four baked paprikas
Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?
Oscar: It's a bell pepper, stuffed with meat.
Archibald: I see...
Larry:
Three simmered gwumpkies
Jimmy:
Two steamed perogies
Oscar, Jimmy, Larry, and Archibald:
And a boiled potato topped with dill we-e-ed.
[hiccup]
Oscar:
The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Five smoked kielbasas
Pa Grape: What's a kielbasa?
Oscar: It's pretty much just meat.
Pa Grape: Oh.
Archibald:
Four baked paprikas
Larry:
Three simmered gwumpkys
Jimmy:
Two steamed perogies
Oscar, Jimmy, Larry, Archibald, and Pa Grape:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Oscar:
The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Six fried chruscikis
Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust.
Others: Ohhhh!
Pa Grape:
Five smoked kielbasas
Archibald:
Four baked paprikas
Larry:
Three simmered gwumpkys
Jimmy:
Two steamed perogies
Oscar, Jimmy, Larry, Archibald, Pa Grape, and Bob:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Bob: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...
Oscar:
The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Seven pitted prunes
Junior: I don't like prunes.
Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, son.
Archibald: Oh, is that right.
Pa Grape: Uh-huh.
Bob:
Six fried chruscikis
Pa Grape:
Five smoked kielbasas
Oy!
Archibald:
Four baked paprikas
Larry:
Three simmered gwumpkys
Jimmy:
Two steamed perogies
All:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Pa Grape: Oh, I'm gonna bust! I can't eat another bi...
Oscar:
The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Eight poppy seed cakes
Larry: Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!
Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy. There's no place like home.
Pa Grape: There's no place like home.
Junior:
Seven pitted prunes
Bob:
Six fried chruscikis
Pa Grape:
Five smoked kielbasas...
Archibald:
Four baked paprikas
Larry:
Three simmered gwumpkys
Jimmy:
Two steamed perogies
All:
And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
Pa Grape: [groans]
Narrator: This has been a VeggieTales Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...
Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?
Others: [groan]

Garfield version

The Garfield version is used for an online Garfield.com advent calendar.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in an orange tree...oh...heh heh in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a shoe tree orange tree pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pair of underwear. Oh, I mean in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven hairballs hacking
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve mice a-dancing
Eleven hairballs hacking
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jellyrolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Pokémon Christmas Bash

The characters sing a medley of Christmas carols with modified lyrics like this version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Trainer sent to me:

James: Twelve Bulbasaur-ing,

Jessie and James: Eleven Lapras leaping,

Jessie, James, and Brock:Ten Tentacruel-ing,

All: Ninetales a-wagging,
Eight Muk a-mucking,
Seven Squirtle squirting,
Six Diglett digging,

James: Five Goldeen,

Ash: Four Charizard,

Meowth: Three Ekans,

Misty: Two Electabuzz,

All: And a Farfetch'd with great Agility!

Futurama

Bender, Tinny Tim and two homeless robots sing a version of this in the Futurama episode "Xmas Story" after ransacking Hattie McDoogal's residence.

Bender: On the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady...
Homeless robot 1: Four family photos...
Tinny Tim: Three jars of pennies...
Homeless robot 2: Two former husbands...
Bender: And a slipper on a shoe tree. Yep!

It's a Pony Kind of Christmas

My Little Pony Twelve Days of Christmas - Pinkie Pie03:21

My Little Pony Twelve Days of Christmas - Pinkie Pie

A version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is used in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Christmas album, "It's a Pony Kind of Christmas" sung by Pinkie Pie. Instead of singing about receiving gifts from a lover, she is receiving gifts from the rest of the six main characters.

On the first day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
A big bowl of ravioli
On the second day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the third day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Three chocolate cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Four pink balloons
Three chocolate cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Five cherrychangas! Yum!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Eight clowns a-clowning
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Nine drums a-drumming
Eight clowns a-clowning
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Ten gifts for Gummy
Nine drums a-drumming
Eight clowns a-clowning
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
Whew...!
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true friends gave to me
Eleven rubber chickens
Ten gifts for Gummy
Nine drums a-drumming
Eight clowns a-clowning
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioli
[deep breath]
On the twelfth day of Christmas::My true friends gave to me
Twelve candy apples
Eleven rubber chickens
Ten gifts for Gummy
Nine drums a-drumming
Eight clowns a-clowning
Seven rocks a-rolling
Six streamers streaming
Five cherrychangas!
Four pink balloons
Three cupcakes
Two party cannons
And a big bowl of ravioliiiii!
WHEE!!!

Rooster Teeth

Internet production company Rooster Teeth released, as part of their RT Shorts series, a music video of sorts parodying the song replacing the items given by the true love by items within the Rooster Teeth store.

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A bobble-head toy of Burnie
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ryan Haywood and Jon Risinger: (adjusting their ties) Two fancy ties!
and a bobble-head toy of Burnie
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Meg Turney, Ashley Jenkins, and Chris Demarais: (jumping on a couch) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (Ryan slinging his arm around Jon) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie
(as RWBY plushies pop up in a backdrop of Beacon Academy) On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
'Ruby Rose: Four RWBY plushies!
Meg, Ashley and Chris: (pillow fighting) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (Jon pushing Ryan's arm off) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Bobble-head toy of Gus Sorola appears in the background)
(panning over other RWBY merchandise, ending on a set of Yang figures) On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden Yangs! (Barbara Dunkelman rises up from behind the toys)
Ruby: (RWBY dolls bounce up and down) Four RWBY plushes!
Meg, Ashley and Chris: (playing with an Ouija board) Three comfy PJs
Ryan and Jon: (Ryan slaps his arm around Jon, Jon knocks it off, disgruntled) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Bobble-head toy of Gus comes into focus)
(panning over shotglasses) On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
???: Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs! (Barbara: You guys know I'm Jewish, right?)
Ruby: (RWBY plushies rocking back and fourth) Four RWBY plushies!
Meg, Ashley and Chris: (Ouija game going VERY wrong) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (Jon pushes Ryan away) Two fancy ties
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (close up on Gus toy)
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
The interns: (one of them is a zombie) Seven awesome beanies
???: (getting sloshed) Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs! (Barbara: Can we sing a song about Hanukkah?)
Ruby: (dolls rocking now) Four RWBY plushies
Meg, Ashley: (Chris is possessed and foaming, Meg and Ashley are panicking) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (both men are shoving each other) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (actual Gus Sorola rises up and snags the Burnie bobble-head)
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Kerry Shawcross: (flanked by various posters) Eight RT posters
The interns: (starting to notice the zombie) Seven awesome beanies
???: (Getting VERY sloshed) Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs! (Barbara: [singing] Dreidel-Dreidel-Dreidel [stops] No? Okay!)
Ruby: (plushies walking around) Four RWBY plushies!
Meg and Ashley: (Chris is crab-walking towards them) Three comfy PJs
Ryan: (decking Jon) TWO fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Gus glares at the toy)
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
???: (flanked by flying playing cards) Nine decks of cards!
Kerry: (holding up a very fantasy stick figure poster of himself) Eight RT posters!
The interns: (backing away from the zombie) Seven awesome beanies...
???: (losing the fight) Six pints of beer...
Five golden Yangs (Barbara: [obviously annoyed] Guys, I don't think you're--
Ruby: (Weiss and Yang plushies hung upside down) Four RWBY plushes
Meg and Ashley: (Chris is tied up, Ashley with a potted plant and Meg on the phone) Three comfy PJs!
Jon: (riding on Ryan's back, arm in a choke hold) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Gus breaks the head off)
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Dexter Grif: (flanked by the rest of the Red vs. Blue cast) Ten Reds and Blues
??? (still flanked by flying cards) Nine decks of cards!
Kerry: (tearing an Achievement Hunter poster) Eight RT posters!
The interns: (offering the zombie Jeremy Dooley) Seven awesome beanies...
???: (drunk under the table) Seven awesome beanies...
Five golden Yangs (Barbara: [really angry] Dude, why are you cutting me off? Don't--)
Ruby: (Weiss plushie chases Ruby and Yang plushie) Four RWBY plushies
Meg and Ashley: (as a priest tries to remove the possession) Three comfy PJs...
Ryan: (punching Jon in the gut) Two fancy ties...!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Gus puts the head down and brandishes a hammer)
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Adam Ellis: Eleven bearded Adams (literally)
Grif: (impromptu wave) Ten Reds and Blues
???: (still more cards) Nine decks of cards!
Kerry: (talking through one of the poster's faces) Eight RT posters
The interns: (Jeremy being eaten)
???: (passed out asleep)
Five golden Yangs (Barbara knocks over two of the Yang toys and puts up a menorah)
Ruby: (dolls rocking side to side) Four RWBY plushes
Meg and Ashley:' (panicking as Chris strangles priest) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (as Ryan strangles Jon with a tie) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie (Gus breaks the head)
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Grim Reaper: Twelve days to live!
Adam: Eleven bearded Adams
Grif: Ten Reds and--(Sarge slugs him) OW!
???: (covered in paper cuts) PAPER CUTS! AAAUUUGH!
Kerry: (with Barbara vandalizing the posters) Eight RT-- BARBARA!
The interns: (the others now zombies and going after the last of them) Seven awesome beanies...
???: (throws up)
Five golden Yangs! (Pongo pets Barbara Barbara: No one understands us, Pongo.)
Ruby: (RWBY plushies lie dead, flanked by Gus bobble heads) Four RWBY plushies
Chris: (frantically brushing Ashley's hair, the priest, Meg and Ashley dead. In a demonic voice) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan: (violently kicking Jon on the ground) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
And a bobble-head doll of Burnie (damaged Burnie doll loses its head again, Gus toy stands supreme!)

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